TOKYO, Japan - Results were certainly mixed at the recent premier of toddmkaiser.tripod.com in Japan's world-renowned "Sony Kids" multi-media theater.

According to the capital one "easy to use" tripod "site-builder plus" toddmkaiser.tripod.com "spokesman" Todd M. Kaiser, "We expected a great deal of opposition to toddmkaiser.tripod.com. But we...[pause...scratching head]...well, we never expected this."

The screening room, located in the lower-levels of the Sony Corporation's Tokyo-based World Headquarters, is a 15 thousand square meter website viewing facility. Here, thousands of elementary school students have been introduced to the website in a recent pacific nation drive to warn young children about the dangerous effects of insomnia and Westernization.